Swoop There It Is- Whoomp There It Is Parody
Parody video about "Swoops" in the Chicago Comedy Scene.
LYRICS
Open-mikers back again
Sign up to go up, let’s begin
Performin’ funny people, let me hear some noise
Everybody in the crowd, laugh laugh rejoice
Setups over here
Punchlines over there
Wave your pens in the air
Sign up over there!
These 3 words ‘cause you got here early:
SWOOP THERE IT IS
Damn it...
SWOOP THERE IT IS! [8 times]
Cut the line, and pay the fine
I’m about to show all you swoops
‘Bout the comedy grind
Now it’s time for a comic to get on the mic
And make this late night sadness hype
I’m itchin’ to make this a good show,
‘Cause I’m a mic pro, who can flow
If you wanna get on stage
Let me show you the way,
SWOOP THERE IT IS
Let me hear you say
SWOOP THERE IT IS! [8 times]
SWOOP! Sign-up blocker, Sign-up blocker, Sign-up blocker, Sign-up SWOOP!
Sign-up blocker, Sign-up blocker, Sign-up blocker, sign up SWOOP!
Sign-up blocker, Sign-up blocker, Sign-up blocker, sign up SWOOP!
Sign-up blocker, Sign-up blocker, Sign-up blocker, sign up SWOOP!
Point blank, PBR I drank
Gettin’ lean and mean as I Bob some Keen
Bomb a mic
Uh oh, I crave more
Ate shit
Find a Tinder-date, matched! I’m in
Get in there, beware, swoops are nearby
That SOB, ahhh! why oh why?
Damn that’s it, get out get out!
Swoop there it is
You’re gone
SWOOP THERE IT IS! [8 Times]
Heyyyyyyyyyyyyy comics!
SWOOP THERE IT IS!
Heyyyyyyyyyyyyy jokesters!
SWOOP THERE IT IS!
Some say I’m hacky
‘cause my jokes are so wacky
A comedy scene on creatine
Amazing, outstanding, demanding,
Commanding, you people laughing
Damn that’s the joke rocker
Come on Swoops, don't be the blocker
Cuz you want the right to hit this mic,
Wait in line– For your time, can you sign up, fool?
Can you sign up?
We can sign up?
[Repeat 8 times]
S-W-Double O-and-P why are you
In the way, come back another day
Weathers cold, so stay inside
Go up when it’s warm, save your pride
No skills won’t kill on the mic of steel
You should chill, take another break if you will
Funny people, it’s your mic, Mic Team is through
Swoop there it is, I thought you knew
SWOOP THERE IT IS [8 Times]
Written By: David Gavri
Edited By: Melissa Richelle
Music By: Erik Nava
Performed By: David Gavri, Will Martinez, Darius Kennedy, Catherine Povinelli, Vicki Eisenstein
Special Appearances By: Prateek Srivastava, Mary Lindsey, Steven Springer, Brandon Kieffer, Kory Smith, Sarah Albriitton, Cecilia Laird, Aaron Berzak, Janelle Murphy, Mickey Housley, Jonny Pechos, Seth Davis, Lia Berman, Ed Towns, Scott Drueck, Bob Keen, Kristen Lundberg, Mike Wiley, Gragslore the Omnipotent, Tom Garland, Marc Levalle, Timmy Whitzell, "Panch" Frank Muro, Jim Flannigan, Mary Runkle, Rachel Hendrikson, Elaine Philips, Noah Gutierrez, Pablo Rodriguez, Brandon Kirkman, Oscar Carvajal, Claire Swanson, David Sartoris, Fezzik the Cat